HOW FUCKING LAME DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO SEND NUDES OVER YOUR 3DS
how fucking lame do you have to be to not send nudes over your 3ds? they’re in 3d. they’re the nudes of the future, obviously. you’re moronic 2d nudes have gone out of style and nobody cares about your behind the times ass self. Get on my level, bitch.
if i had a dollar for every time i rolled my eyes at the stupid things people say i wouldve made my first billion by age 2
i just crunched some numbers and you would have to roll your eyes once every 63.07 milliseconds from the moment you emerge from the womb to the second you blow out the candles on your birthday cake and if that’s not a hellish existence than i dont know what is
“teenagers skip breakfast because they think it will help them lose weight” ACTUALLY NO THATS BULLSHIT TEENAGERS SKIP BREAKFAST SO THEY CAN MAKE IT TO SCHOOL ON TIME WITHOUT WAKING UP AT 4 IN THE MORNING
When I stopped at a crosswalk today this guy pulled up next to me, rolled his window down, and stuck his head out, and at first I was like ‘Oh no street harassment here it comes.’ but then the guy was like “DUDE! LOOK AT THAT HUGE RAINBOW BEHIND YOU.”
The only appropriate thing for a dude to shout at me out a car window.
daily reminder not to reblog missing people posts unless you actually know who the person in the photo is and that they really are missing, there are shitheads out there who look for people hiding from them. an abusive husband found his wife and child through such a post. they were under protected identity but he found them through a missing person post online.