May 2013
clumsyoctopus:
my ad for beauty products
girls putting makeup on like warpaint and kicking people in the face
old ladies wearing eyeshadow and getting flocked by hunks who carry them away and crown them queens of their own country
girls putting on makeup and then just sitting and eating doritos in front of the computer all day because fuck it that shits for you
ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN...
mazarinedrake:
staticsrecyclebin:
I’ve done it
I’ve created the perfect hentai creature
My god, you really have.
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wraparoundcurl:
queen-dandelion:
there should be like a strip club only with hot dads in good shoes with their legs propped up on tables sipping coffee and staring at you over the tops of their glasses when you walk in
goddamn i would lose so much money
wut?
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wurnbo:
what to do if u dislike a tumblr blogger:
unfollow them
done
seifukucat:
i wear the maid outfit in this relationship
videohall:
Visual effects done right!!!
Be You: Couple sues over adopted son's... →
transqueery:
(Reuters) - A South Carolina couple sued doctors and state social workers on Tuesday for subjecting a 16-month-old child born with both male and female genitalia to what they say was medically unnecessary and irreversible sex-assignment surgery while the toddler was in foster care.
The state and…
teacher: where's your homework
me: where's leonardo dicaprio's oscar
jinn0uchi:
dendropsyche:
OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today
so we come across this thing
and we discover you can turn it inside out and
ITS HELLO KITTY I’M
HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE
why the fuck
purrloiner:
if you ever feel childish remember that this is the leader of one of the most successful companies in the world
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pinkfilm:
YES THIS IS ROGERS WE NEED BACKUP IMMEDIATELY DO YOU READ ME
YES HELLO THIS IS DOG
Women read comics. Anyone at all engaged in social media knows this. Women read...
– Brett White, Comic Book Resources (via wandrinparakeet)
and yet men remain the most marketed demographic for just about everything.
(via ohhoechno)
I’m pretty sure the only men who spend more time thinking about DC than women on Tumblr are the men who actually work there.
(via touchofgrey37)
...
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Be of service. You are taking your degree into a society dominated by...
– Dr. Melissa Harris-Perry’s advice to Class of 2013 (via bitchwhoisyou)
iikku:
Let’s appreaciate this little word for a while.
Vittu.
It’s a Finnish swear, and literally means “cunt”, but it’s kind of like “fuck” when used.
Vittu kun oot tyhmä = Dammit you’re so stupid.
Vittuileksä mulle? = Are you fucking with me?
Tää meni nyt kyllä ihan vituilleen. = This didn’t work out at all.
Vituiksi meni. = It didn’t work out.
Vittuako se sulle kuuluu = It’s not your...
How to Draw Comic Book Women the Rob Liefeld Way * →
adrastuscomic:
eschergirls:
By Tadja Dragoo who wanted to share a Liefeld parody walkthrough she made. :) Click on the link to see the full version complete with step by step instructions. (I turned the pictures into an animated gif with her permission.)
This made me so happy this morning.
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wickedlydeeper:
sariandra:
z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
Being 30+ on Tumblr
I’ve been waiting for this.