October 2011
How to blow a bubble:
theenlightenedone:
Step 1: First go like this
Step 2: Spin around
Step 3: STOP!
Step 4: Double take 3 times; 1…2…3!
Step 5: Then Pelvic Thrust!
Step 6: Stop on your right foot, DON’T FORGET IT!
Step 7: Now it’s time to bring it around town.
Step 8: Then yo do this, then this, and this, and that, and this, and that, and this.
Step 9: THEN…!
That moment when you start disliking a... →
when they’re;
breathing
walking
asking to go to the bathroom
eating
talking to other person
WHEN THEY FUCKIN’ TALK TO YOU
Am I the only one who closes the silverware drawer... →
NOPE
Doing homework for the first time and the teacher... →
ME:
If Harry Potter and Voldemort had a child it'd... →
I mean, look at him:
Me in 20 years →
Expectation:
Reality:
That awkward moment when you're kicking ass at... →
I was always the one that sucked and my best friend Lauren always rocked. I had a couple moments where I’d freakout thinking I was beating her only to realize that it was just her kicking my ass again. Then I’m like….
I speak three languages fluently: →
Smartass, Sarcasm, and Profanity.
When your friend has to leave early. →
OHH NOOO YOU DON’TT!!!!!
Getting out of bed for school in the morning: →
What do you call identical boobs? →
Identitties.
How i eat in front of my crush : →
How i eat in front of my friends:
Going out tonight
Reblog this if you still watch Spongebob.
imalittleinsane:
Of course I do!
1 tag
VORTEX
emoformer:
I wanna be on a new reality show. →
One house. 20 people addicted to internet.
Cameras everywhere.
ONE COMPUTER.
We’ll all slaughter each other: Previously on One Computer:
Today on One Computer:
Next week on One Computer:
I found a lipstick that will help you lose weight. →
When your friends don't laugh at the hilarious... →
On the outside:
In your head:
Watching Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part...
invisiblemonsterr:
istillcare:
itsreal4us:
Arriving at the cinemas
See a cute boy decked out in Harry Potter gear
Someone tall sits in front of me
Hear someone saying they haven’t read the books
Movie begins
First five seconds
Any and all Deaths
Fred’s Death
When Snape Dies, and someone who hasn’t read the books cheers
Ron and Hermione Kiss
After the movie Ends
...
The Heroes of Our Generation
megustademtransformers:
I had a dream last night where I as Harry and Ron and I were fighting Nagini to the death in a townhouse. It was possibly the most epic dream I have ever had.
This gif works for everything
nyc-jb:
staygrandbeiconic:
belieberforjbieber:
gooberpotter:
d-r-a-c-o:
You passed the 11th grade!
You’re going to be a father!
Your mom has cancer!
You failed the math test!
Your grandpa just died!
I’m sorry I gave you AIDS
Your blog sucks!
I’m sorry for laughing at you the time you got diarrhea in Barns and Nobel
I’M CRYING I CANNOT
OH MY GOD. I’M DYING. OMG.
I’M...
Talking about your fandom
jllunar:
alkaline-kat:
itsbieberscrew:
With your friends:
On tumblr:
Story of my life.
So true… xD Actually, the second one is just anywhere online.
The art of trolling...
h4h4h4h4:
laughzone:
More Laughs Here.
I need to do one of these pranks
When I hear a secret from someone I don't like →
gateau-lin asked: The Dean, eye-candy _____, a Gallery worker after a steamy 10 hour dish room shift
REBLOG IF YOU WANT A ‘FUCK, MARRY, GET DRUNK WITH'...
I know you’re trying to read for class right now but uh, yes please.
