When someone stares at me while I'm eating: →
If it’s some stranger: If it’s my best friend:
Watching a horror movie and the girl runs up the... →
Damnit, the door’s right there… What are you doing? Seriously, why do they always run upstairs and then lock themselves in their bedroom. YOU CAN’T GET OUT OF THERE YOU STUPID BITCH, YOU’RE TRAPPED. YOU GONNA DIE.
Don’t mind me…
That awkward moment when your friend swears in... →