paradox-os: iamthementalist: laughing so...
If I'm weird with you, I'm comfortable with you.
labellaestrella: inameisalyssa: So me!
Adults train kids to become sexually mature in a manner they approve of. We clap...– Glee Season 2 Episode 6: Never Been Kissed | Tom & Lorenzo (via sociolab)
ordile: ATTENTION FRIENDS: YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO FEEL NEGATIVE EMOTIONS OR I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND SIT ON YOUR FLOOR AND MAKE THIS FACE UNTIL YOU FEEL BETTER
Me: If I ever get published, I'm going to write fanfiction for my own books
Me: And then reviewers will be like, "Omg that's totally out of canon."
Me: And I'll be like, "Bitch, I am the canon."
If I ever get published I wanted to do a giant fanfiction contest. Everything would be accepted; smut, making straight characters gay or visa versa, writing "in between scenes", crossovers, AUs etc.
Afterwards I'd publish an anthology with all of the winners.
One of the worst ways to stop someone from telling sexist jokes is to tell him...– If This Isn’t From a Book, It Should Be (via gaircyrch) SO. USING THIS. (via invisiblemoose)
deathcomes4u: conceptalbumsandhorses: tomorrow is august UGH im already there. Welcome to the future, its not that great akshully.
thg-realornotreal: firsttimelady: niallhoraned: #how i feel about my otps to be quite honest omg that tag So freaking accurate
So there's only one channel in this motel,
madeofmetals: This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street. They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh. Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel,...